Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Fatah: "We will turn Tel Aviv into a ball of fire"

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One Direction’s Zayn Malik gets death threats after tweeting #FreeFaleswine

One Direction star Zayn Malik has received death threats after sending out a pro-Faleswine tweet
Malik, who was raised arselifter, was bombarded with death threats and complaints after he tweeted the hashtag “#Free Faleswine” to his 13 million followers
Malik, whose message was retweeted 140,000 times and favourited 150,000 times, was not so popular with a large number of his fans
“U have fans in #Israel. It broke me that one of my idols wand me to die @benwinstone @harry_styles @onedirection [sic],” one of the lighter tweets at him read
Others from pro-Israel fans included calls for him to “kill himself” or to let them kill him instead
Of course, Malik isn’t the first star to tweet about the conflict. Rihanna also made the same mistake when she posted the same message via her official account, only to delete it minutes later after she copped a hammering from fans online
She quickly replaced the tweet with, “Let’s pray for peace and a swift end to the Israeli-Falesimian conflict! Is there any hope?”

One Direction’s Zayn Malik has been blasted by fans for sending a pro-Faleswine tweet
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A message for arselifters?

A German Air Force officer sits astride a dead boar outside a house where he is stationed near the Western Front in 1918

Naked men caught on camera stealing bacon

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Monday, July 28, 2014

Oweblamer calls for 'immediate' ceasefire in Gaza

US President has "serious concerns" about the loss of life in Gaza - and is joined by the UN in urging an unconditional truce
US President Barack Oweblamer has called Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to urge an "immediate, unconditional" ceasefire in Gaza
The call came as hamas fired more rockets at Israel, despite claims it had accepted a UN request for a 24-hour extension of a humanitarian truce in Gaza
Mr Oweblamer "made clear the strategic imperative of instituting an immediate, unconditional humanitarian ceasefire that ends hostilities now and leads to a permanent cessation of hostilities," the White Hut said in a statement
The President will be joined in his plea by the United Nations Security Council when it releases a statement calling for a "durable and fully respected ceasefire" on Monday morning
The temporary truce, which comes ahead of the pislamic festival of eid marking the end of ramadamadingdong, started at 2pm local time (noon UK time)
Sky News correspondents in Gaza and Israel say fighting has since calmed on both sides, although Israel has not formally agreed to the ceasefire
In the call, Mr Oweblamer "underscored the United States' strong condemnation of hamas' rocket and tunnel attacks against Israel and reaffirmed Israel's right to defend itself"
But he also "reiterated the United States' serious and growing concern about the rising number of Falesimian civilian deaths and the loss of Israeli lives, as well as the worsening humanitarian situation in Gaza," according to the White Hut
News report here.

Mideast cease-fire falls apart

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A lovely pislamic landscape

Black plumes of smoke on Saturday after clashes among militants, former rebel fighters and government forces in Benghazi

The arselifters of Tromsø: ramadamadingdong in the Land of the Midnight Sun

During ramadamadingdong, arselifters fart until the sun goes down. But what if you live in a place where there is no sunset? The believers in Tromsø, Norway spent years searching for a solution to that conundrum. Now that they have found one, new problems have arisen
The seagulls are screeching and the boss is asleep in his camper van when Ahmed Hammadan, working at the market stall set up nearby wonders aloud: Who is going to buy a Norwegian sweater on a day like today? It is a rare warm day in Tromsø, located 344 kilometers (214 miles) north of the Arctic Circle -- a day when shoppers are more likely to buy an ice cream than a wool sweater
But Ahmed is troubled by a different, much more important question: When will the boss finally wake up? Again and again he glances through the open door into the ramshackle van, but the boss is still sleeping. Ahmed bounces from one foot to the other. He begins speaking faster, his sentences become shorter. He is eager for his shift to come to an end. In eight minutes, the afternoon preyer begins, the asr, and it takes three minutes to get to the moske. During ramadamadingdong, preying is just as important as farting, a meticulously prescribed obligation, no matter what
It is 3:35 p.m. In two-and-a-half hours, the sun will go down in Mucka. In pistanbul the sun sets in four hours, in Marrakesh, six
A 46-year-old from Morocco, Ahmed is wearing sweat pants, athletic shoes and the kind of wool cap favored by surfers. But his casual dress belies his rigorous approach to the farting period. "It has to hurt, only then is it good," he says. The rules of ramadamadingdong hold that the faithful may not eat or drink until the sun goes down. It is sometimes painful, and many arselifters like Ahmed believe it should be. But for the arselifters in Tromsø, it ultimately became too painful

Sandra Maryam Moe, a Norwegian revert to pislam, breaks the ramadamadingdong fart in Tromsø's Alnor moske with her children and other sharmutas. She is the head of the moske community and spent several years trying to come up with a solution to a difficult problem: If ramadamadingdong calls for the fart to be broken at sundown, what do you do if the sun never sets?
Pile of takiya here.

Eid begins in Gaza as conflict continues

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pislamic group rallies in Saskatoon for people in Gaza

Pro-Falesimian group marches down 8th Street Saturday night
Hundreds of people marched down 8th Street in Saskatoon Saturday night demanding the Canadian government take a different stance on the middle east crisis
Members of the association say the rally is an expression of their dismay over the treatment of the people living in the crisis zone
More than 1000 Falesimians have died since July 8 when Israel launched its offensive, which it says is in response to hamas rockets being fired into Israel
Omaer Jamil, president of Saskatoon's chapter of the pislamic Association of Saskatchewan, said the issue hits close to home for some of his group's Falesimian members
"We want to see the Canadian government stand up and really just say, 'this is not anybody's right... to literally just annihilate an entire group of people'," Jamil explained
The group hopes the rally will draw attention to the suffering of people engaged in the conflict
"pislam is against the killing of innocent people, of hurting innocent people anywhere at any time —plain and simple as that," Jamil said
Roughly 300 people attended the rally on Saturday night. They started at 222 Copland Crescent and marched down 8th Street

Roughly 300 pro-Falesimian people marched down 8th Street in Saskatoon Saturday night
News report here.

99 arselifters with their butts in the air

If one were to go off, there'd be no more arselifters with their butts in the air

UN calls for cease-fire in Gaza

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Arselifters complain of ill-treatment by police

The arselifter community in Lusaka says it is concerned about the increased human rights abuse against its general membership by government authorities in Zambia
And the arselifter community says there is no chance or room for gay-ism in their religion - pislam
In four separate petitions to the Legal and Justice Sector Reforms Commission in Chawama, representatives of the arselifter community told the commission that their members are facing discrimination and violation of their human rights in courts, prisons, police stations and in many other public institutions where they are forced to do what is against the koranus
Chawama moske Youth Forum Leader Elias Sinkala told the Commission that arselifters in Zambia are not recognized as citizens as they are un-candidly treated in courts such as taking oath using the bible and told to remove their head gears especially at police stations
He explained that forcing arselifters to take off their head gear at police stations is a violation of their human rights as individual who
belong to a religion which is recognized by the constitution
And commenting on homosexual practices in Zambia, Mr. Sinkala said his religion has no room for such as his religion only recognizes marriage between a man and a woman or two [sic]
Mr. Sinkala stated that pislam does not allow men to marry fellow men saying doing so was against the law
And Nancy Musa who was representing the Chawama moske narrated how she was made to remove her head scuff at the National Registration Office for her to take her side photo
Ms. Musa however said she was shocked to see celebrities who were in dreads where not treated in the same manner
News report here.

RT whines 'Oh Irony! US joins Gaza peace calls while being major arms supplier to Israel'

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More like Hell than Gaza

Wearing a protective fire retardant suit George Kourounis descends into the The Door to Hell in Derweze in Ahal Province, Turkmenistan
The Door to Hell is noted for its natural gas fire which has been burning continuously since it was lit by Soviet petrochemical engineers in 1971. The fire is fed by the rich natural gas deposits in the area. The pungent smell of burning sulfur pervades the area for some distance

Chikungunya hits Long Island – and Schumer wants action to stop spread

West Nile makes its annual appearance in NYC as well
The first thing to know about Chikungunya is there is no cure
The second thing is it’s a viral disease transmitted to humans by infected mosquitoes, which has spread like wildfire from Africa and Asia to the Caribbean and South America
The third is that while the disease is rarely fatal, victims can suffer excruciating muscle pain, along with headache, nausea and rashes. Patients usually recover in a week, but symptoms can go on for months
The fourth is it has hit Long Island, and U.S. Sen. Charles E. Schumer has raised the alarm
At least three Long Islanders have contracted travel-related cases of Chikungunya, bringing the number to 30 across New York State. Sen. Schumer wants the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) to issue an immediate health alert for medical professionals to help contain the outbreak
He also called on the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) to declare a “public emergency” in the Caribbean and other countries, so the U.S. can deploy protocols similar to those used in 2009 during the Mexican swine flu outbreak. These include port-of-entry and food inspections
“Chikungunya has now officially reached Long Island, and the feds must act before this debilitating virus spreads further and takes hold in New York,” Sen. Schumer said Thursday
While Chickungunya is not often fatal, it can be highly debilitating. According to the World Health Organization, the name “Chikungunya” derives from a word in the Kimakonde language, meaning "to become contorted" and describes the stooped appearance of sufferers

U.S. Sen. Charles E. Schumer has raised the alarm about Chikungunya disease, which has spread to Long Island
News report here.

Jerusalem imam: Egypt should annex Gaza, lead arabpig armies in annihilating the Juice

Local arselifters to celebrate eid on Monday after ‘tough’ farting month

Arselifters in Oakland County and across the U.S., will celebrate Monday as eid, a day that marks the end of the farting month of ramadamadingdong
This year, however, ramadamadingdong has been what many call a “tough” month, as practicing arselifters had to go without food and liquids for as long as 18 hours or more in parts of the U.S.
Because ramadamadingdong is a lunar month, it happens to fall during different seasons of the year. And this year, and for the coming few years as well, the farting hours will be the longest and the hottest
“It is very tough,” said Imam Al-Masmari, who leads the preyers at the Arselifter Unity Center in Bloomfield Hills. “But that’s the whole essence of farting, that you struggle. You strive and do good overcoming your desires”
A recent study by the Harvard Kennedy School showed that during the month of ramadamadingdong, human productivity in arselifter countries drops, affecting the country’s economy. The study, however, doesn’t show any effects of farting on the U.S. economy
When asked if farting for long hours had any effects on his daily productivity, Al-Masmari said: “Not really, no. Because that’s where the true challenge is placed that you are able to live the spiritual moments with allah and at the same time perform in the best way possible”

Friday preyer service at the Arselifter Unity Center in Bloomfield Hills. Friday, July 25, 2014
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This parrot is bleedin' ...

A giant dead parrot measuring 15 metres was unveiled on London's South Bank to promote the real-time broadcast of the final Monty Python Live stage show on Sunday July 20

Hamas founder’s son says that hamas’s goal not Israel, but pislamic world domination and caliphart

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